Thursday 30 January 2014

Illness, the need for more posts, and 3 more important ideas!

Okay, so as the title suggests I am rather ill at the moment...now that I have your sympathy I will soon ask you for donation money to give me more chocolate! that is all for that matter.

The second part suggests that I need to write more of these damned posts, something about being essential to the course or whatever...that makes me REALLY think I should be posting far more frequently.

Okay that bit's now over and done with, so now time for 3 ideas for a 3 portrait-screened looping up to 1 minute art piece thingamajig:

1. Diluted

The idea of this piece is to have 3 screens that run in different times to each other with a single person using this interaction to create imagery through scenes overlaying with each other. The center screen containing the person plays in real time and for the mos part will be at a mid shot so that the person can reach their arm out of one screen and into another. the left screen is slow-motion, however that effect is activated every time the arm passes through the screen, that means that through swiping ones arm across the screen twice one would see 2 arms, by using different speeds and several arm movements one can make odd and beautiful patterns and sequences. The right screen will make several periodic screenshots every few seconds that overlay on one another to create new shapes or patterns or pictures. using a green screen these effects would be possible if several layers and a 60fps or more recording device was used to create smooth slow motion and that the main challenge would be that of choreography and creating the overlays on top of each other. if ambition would take hold then the idea of perhaps dropping an object in the still frame and picking it out again would be a hugely interesting effect and one I'd personally love to do, however the question of how is a hugely pervasive one.

2. Osmosis
This one's a bit odd because it's rather simple and abstract in concept but essentially revolves around my fascination with the fact that my eyesight is consistently getting worse every year, and plus since Samsara almost all of me has wanted to do time-lapses, in this case the obvious idea of morning, noon and night which are also to be used as metaphors for birth, life, and death. Birth in this case is all about fading in from blurs and colour-blindness as children under 1 are still developing eyesight and suffer many problems from it. Life in this case is slowly blurring but consistently stopped by the act of changing the lens, in this case the putting on of glasses that'll clear it up after  small readjustment period followed by a blur and looping etc.  Death is to include blurred spots and burnt image reminiscent of things like cataracts with a slow blur and fade to black that'll loop directly into the birth scenario.

3. Monotony
scenes of  walking crowds wearing business attire shot so that only the waste down can be seen walk towards the center screen from their respective scene (so left walks to right, right walks to left etc.) an this short clip on both sides will be looped but slowly getting faster and faster, the middle screen takes both these images and merges the 2 images together with the faster and faster loops overlapping previous loops and causing a sense of chaos in this crossover from just this simple image, once the middle screen is completely incomprehensible it'll all stop, rewind, and start all over again.

Sunday 19 January 2014

I'm Blue Da-Boo-Dee-Da-Boo-Dye....also Vampainter!

Okay so this is supposed to be a blog for university and/or future employers to laugh at me and throw me in the skip like most other art graduates, the reason I'm saying this is because this particular blog post is about a week late and will therefore seem somewhat jumbled and inconsistent. In fact pretty much all of it will so disregard that previous disclaimer entirely!


Anyway welcome to this new blog where I post things about art...and ideas for art...and try to not like a pretentious...person...in the first place...


Okay I'm sorry but we're going to have to set some ground rules:

1: Despite this technically being a blog for the University to keep track of me like some Gary Glitter 2.0 I would like to reinforce the fact that there is nothing wrong with trying to be funny and/or entertaining, because I really don't want to be another one of those super-serious internet people who clearly don't care for what they're doing due to boredom.

2: I'm going to swear if I want to (I can leave my friends behind!); now on a personal level I don't think there's that much wrong with swearing, but ultimately anyone in this day and age who is still offended by swearing or sees it as some unintelligent outlet for emphasis and emotional extremes is really behind the fucking times...also Stephen Fry says it's okay:

3: I don't always have to be funny nor to I have to be incredibly intellectual, this is as much a giant brainstorm and memorandum for ideas as it is an blog for your pointless enjoyment.

4: There will be shameless self promotion if I ever feel like it...hmmmm, I wonder what this youtube channel is? http://www.youtube.com/user/WelcometoHellPlus



Okay so first things first, let's talk about memories, because during the Winter Holidays we were told in essence to use different methods to "memorialise" something we'd like to still be there in the future...as you may find becomes a consistent thing here, so instead myself and a bunch of far more influential youtube anime reviewers decided to get together and try something else: "can we memorialise a show that never even existed?" and thus vampainter, the tale of a man who paints the windows of vampire's house to look like it's night time so that they go outside during the day and burn up, was born!

 One of the main things that helped was knowing people of influence in the community, and despite my usually brash manner, having a sense of subtlety about it, so on the newly popular animuoutsiders podcast in which a load of well respected community reviewers and then myself (how I became a part of them I have no clue xD) we decided to finally use the vampainter idea originally conceived by Darcy some time before as a large trolling attempt on the community with a simple mention of it and another fake show: time reaper, in a small discussion about our favourite shows: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPGg6O8qS5M&list=PLuvZ9YboOGb_lzNzsEFg-eLQG5BeCw3p9#t=302


Now just by reading the comments as you can imagine there was a fair bit of discussion about these briefly hinted at works, however what the show lacked was evidence, we'd given some fake reasons why but if you want to fake something you have to treat it as real, so through blogs, and through fake screenshots and quotes and cast-lists we slowly gained a non-existent fanbase, before finally hitting jackpot:


In the last year anime fans have been converging heavily on a new social-networking/anime database and reviewing service called "hummingbird", a place for discussion and forums and so on, and vampainter was trending...so we did what any logical human being would do....fool a hummingbird moderator into thinking the show actually exists and have it posted...now originally I was scared of revealing this on the blog for fear that it'd be taking down...but someone blagged about it, so the evidence of this all comes from blog posts and forums, still, here's a little memorium to an experiment that sadly crumbled under its own weight:



And Now for something completely different: Blue
Blue is an art piece, it is very blue, it is like the boyband blue...but bluer!
It's incredibly blue, it's really fucking blue!
Okay so I'm gonna admit that the whole story behind its creation is pretty damn interesting, with the creator Derek Jarmans losing his eyesight due to a complication from Aids leading him to write this radioplay to reflect his experience, except it's not a radioplay, it's a film....a very blue film....I'm gonna get more in detail about this next post but what I really wanna bring up here is simply this: is art like this legitimately justifiable as film through subversion of the medium and the story or is it a bit pretentious...now I will say that it's a greatly written piece but if I heard it on a radio would I feel any different...and therefore is this even a film, I mean it's at least got great special effects due to its innovative use of blue-screen.....I apologise (I don't)!

 ow if you don't mind I've got a shit-tonne of films to type about for the next few posts...Oh Good, work....in a university.....UNHEARD OF!

(Seriously though uni's a lot of work, do better than me kids!)